Mysterious Petroglyph of "Daddy, Ian, Mommy"
In a cave near Moundville, Alabama, mysterious petroglyphs were recently discovered. The best preserved one is labeled "DADDY IAN MOMMY".
It is thought that this may be some primitive familial unit and that the squiggle beneath it might be the signature of the artist.
When asked for comment, Professor Michael Murphy, Ph.D. and chair of the Anthopology Department, the University of Alabama, replied, "Further archaelogical research is necessary before the import of this find can be fully assessed, but we know already that this is big... really BIG."
It is thought that this may be some primitive familial unit and that the squiggle beneath it might be the signature of the artist.
When asked for comment, Professor Michael Murphy, Ph.D. and chair of the Anthopology Department, the University of Alabama, replied, "Further archaelogical research is necessary before the import of this find can be fully assessed, but we know already that this is big... really BIG."